Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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poop.........

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Gadaffi

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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