Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Penis jokes.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

women's rights.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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