A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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I came.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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A guy is playing cod

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