How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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lol

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Women"s Rights

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Communism

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Anti Joke

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