Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Patrick is gay

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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shut up

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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