knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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666 im christian

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Banana(s)

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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