Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Boobs are nasty!

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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