A black goes to college

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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hi

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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