why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Teen pregnancy

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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dead babies

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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