A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Ancient Greeks rights

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

co jo kurwa tocza?

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What is brown and sticky?

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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