- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Teen pregnancy

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Do you know that car over there? No.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Patrick is gay

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