Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A black goes to college

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Kittens.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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i hate you.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

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