A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A man walks into a bar.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Water, please.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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