http://www.ladsta.com

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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No.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Grapefruit.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Ancient Greeks rights

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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