A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A guy is playing cod

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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