Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

No.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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