What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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9/11

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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