- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

women's rights.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Hey Caleb.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

My Girlfriend

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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