What flys? A fly

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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My mom's dead

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Anti Joke

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