Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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baby seal walks into a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Penis

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Ancient Greeks rights

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No

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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