- Anti Joke

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Icecream

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

you just lost the game!

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Ancient Greeks rights

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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