- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Icecream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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