Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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brett is a dick

Chuck Norris

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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