Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What sucks?

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Fuck her

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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