Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A jew went to Germany.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Water, please.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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