What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Patrick is gay

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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knock knock your gay

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Anti Joke

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