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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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