- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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