what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Penis jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Windows Vista

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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