What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Patrick is gay

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A Muslim blows up a bar

Women"s Rights

Can I touch it?

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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