- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Water, please.

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