Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Grapefruit.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Haha

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Akshaytiger World

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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