- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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