- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Women

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What is brown and sticky?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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