What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Haha

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Akshaytiger World

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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