What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man. That is all.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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shut up

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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