What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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