- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Penis in a box.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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