- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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