Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

KEVIN HART

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

shut up

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Tim's gay.

A man. That is all.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Mitt Romney for president.

cot!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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