Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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I love Ciara!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A black goes to college

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

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