Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Ancient Greeks rights

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

co jo kurwa tocza?

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What is brown and sticky?

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Anti Joke

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