I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Communism

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Like this joke

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Poopsack Jones

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Windows Vista

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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women's rights.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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