What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Banana(s)

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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