A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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shut up

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Penis jokes.

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Women"s Rights

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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lol

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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cot!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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