What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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shut up

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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cot!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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women's rights.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Hey Caleb.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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