Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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