- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

your mother is so lesbian

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Fuck her

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Mitt Romney for president.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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