What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

women's rights.

Windows Vista

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

8=D

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

KIMBERLEY HONEY

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...