You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Kittens.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Women

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Womens rights

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Women's sports.

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i hate you.

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boobs

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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