2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Q: What's the point? A: .

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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