- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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