Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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you just lost the game!

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Ancient Greeks rights

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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BUTTERFARTING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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