Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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no u

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Patrick is gay

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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knock knock your gay

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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