Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy is playing cod

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Icecream

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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