Women"s Rights

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Someone told me about this website.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Communism

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Hey Caleb.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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I came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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