- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What lives underground? Grandpa

Justin Bieber

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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