- Anti Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

baby seal walks into a bar

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

austins gay lolololol

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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