I came.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

8=D

obama is a good president

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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