So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Akshaytiger World

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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