Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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