- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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