- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

your mother is so lesbian

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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