- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

You know George Washington? He died.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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