- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.