Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Grapefruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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