- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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