- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Bumsniffer

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

9/11

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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