your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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My mom's dead

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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A black goes to college

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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potatoes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Anti Joke

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