What did you say? I don't know.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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hi

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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