Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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No

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Akshaytiger World

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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Water, please.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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