your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Fuck her

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Women's rights.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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