What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Black people are clen.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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