- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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