What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Do you know that car over there? No.

Women's rights

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Banana(s)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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