Women"s Rights

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Someone told me about this website.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Hey Caleb.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

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