Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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