Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

your mother is so lesbian

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

whats gay ? you

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris died.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

KEVIN HART

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Can I touch it?

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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