What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A guy is playing cod

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Haha

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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