- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

American Idol

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

No.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Grapefruit.

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