- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

baby seal walks into a bar

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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