Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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obama is a good president

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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