Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Bumsniffer

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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