How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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cot!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Your Mom

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I came.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Windows Vista

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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