- Anti Joke

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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