- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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