how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Women"s Rights

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

cot!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Communism

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Women's rights.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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