Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Penis

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What flys? A fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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