The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Penis jokes.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Windows Vista

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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