Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Go away.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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