Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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whats gay ? you

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Obama.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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