Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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