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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Grapefruit.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Dozer has a soul

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays