What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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