What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

you just lost the game!

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

I'm gay.

This is not a good joke.

What flys? A fly

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Anal cheese curds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Hitler is my role model

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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