what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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No

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A jew went to Germany.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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knock knock Come in.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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BUTTERFARTING

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