- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A guy is playing cod

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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