Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Good.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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