A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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women's rights.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I came.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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