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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Women's rights

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dead babies

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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