Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Windows Vista

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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HTML

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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