Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Penis in a box.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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