why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

cot!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Penis jokes.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Women's rights.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

I came.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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