What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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