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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Someone told me about this website.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Penis jokes.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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