"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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