- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Water, please.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

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