What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Teen pregnancy

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Anti Joke

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