Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Bumsniffer

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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9/11

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Anti Joke

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