Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Communism

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Hey Caleb.

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Anti Joke

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