Someone told me about this website.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Penis jokes.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Like this joke

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

women's rights.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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