What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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The WNBA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Water, please.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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