Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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knock knock your gay

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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lol

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Women"s Rights

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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