Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Mitt Romney for president.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

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