- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A man. That is all.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Penis in a box.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Someone told me about this website.

Communism

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

An asian walks out of math class

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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