- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why was johny late to school? He died

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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