- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, totally.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Penis in a box.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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