what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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obama is a good president

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Penis

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