your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Women

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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