yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Banana(s)

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Patrick is gay

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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