Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Someone told me about this website.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Penis jokes.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Like this joke

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Windows Vista

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

women's rights.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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