why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Teen pregnancy

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Chuck Norris died.

your mother is so lesbian

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

look left now look right. washing machine

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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