Whats the difference........ between a duck?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A black goes to college

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What did you say? I don't know.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A Mexican walks into a club.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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