- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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http://www.ladsta.com

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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