- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Kittens.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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