Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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8=D

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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