- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A black goes to college

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Women

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Kittens.

Womens rights

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

i hate you.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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