Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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potatoes

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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