Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A seal walks into a club.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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