What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Chuck Norris

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Grapefruit.

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42

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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