What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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women's rights.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Hey Caleb.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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NEVER

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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My Girlfriend

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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