- Anti Joke

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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