It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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