There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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No

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What flys? A fly

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This is not a good joke.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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