What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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