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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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