What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Banana(s)

Whoa! A talking carrot!

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A man. That is all.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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