Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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knock knock your gay

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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im black

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Women"s Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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