Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Mitt Romney for president.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Penis jokes.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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