Adam Sandler.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

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