- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Fuck her

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Your Mom

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A man. That is all.

Women's rights.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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