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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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