why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Chuck Norris

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

People Eating Tasty Animals

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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