There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Penis

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What flys? A fly

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

tim rafter died no one cared

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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