- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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