- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Hello I'm a fat kid

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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