- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Ancient Greeks rights

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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