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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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