2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Please spell dyslexia.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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penisface

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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