What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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your life

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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