one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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