- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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