What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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