- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Can I touch it?

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

cot!

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Poopsack Jones

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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