Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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KEVIN HART

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Can I touch it?

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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cot!

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Your Mom

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Poopsack Jones

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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