Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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no u

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Mitt Romney for president.

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