Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's white and sticky? Glue

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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