Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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No

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Hello

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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