How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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