Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Dozer has a soul

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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you just lost the game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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