Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Kittens.

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Women

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Women's sports.

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i hate you.

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boobs

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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