Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Patrick is gay

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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KEVIN HART

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lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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