2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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no u

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Patrick is gay

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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