Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Can I touch it?

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Penis jokes.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Someone told me about this website.

Hey Caleb.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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