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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Boobs are nasty!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A black goes to college

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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