Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Akshaytiger World

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Anti Joke

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