- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

I love Ciara!

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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