- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Women's rights.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I came.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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