- Anti Joke

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

women's rights.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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