A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Banana(s)

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

666 im christian

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Patrick is gay

im black

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Go away.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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