- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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