What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Bumsniffer

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Water, please.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black goes to college

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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