- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

tim rafter died no one cared

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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