Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

My Girlfriend

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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