- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What flys? A fly

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

knock knock Come in.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

NEVER

BUTTERFARTING

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hitler is my role model

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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