What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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A guy is playing cod

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Anti Joke

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