I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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A black goes to college

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I love Ciara!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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