I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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whats gay ? you

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Go away.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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jack shine has boobs

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Anti Joke

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