What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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