Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Don't rape me!

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Hi colton

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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American healthcare.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I love you.

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