I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

A black goes to college

I love Ciara!

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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