Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

your mother is so lesbian

Where's my tractor?

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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