Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

SC Johnson a Family Company

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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