whats gay ? you

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What lives underground? Grandpa

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A man. That is all.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

cot!

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's the point? A: .

shut up

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

where do the women go? the womanarium

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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