What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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