Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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No.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Grapefruit.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What flys? A fly

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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