- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

arse

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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