A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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666 im christian

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Banana(s)

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Patrick is gay

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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