Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

lol

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Penis in a box.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's the point? A: .

where do the women go? the womanarium

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Your Mom

An asian walks out of math class

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Poopsack Jones

Hey Caleb.

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