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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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I came.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Icecream

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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