- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Penis in a box.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

women's rights.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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