- Anti Joke

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Poopsack Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Your Mom

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.