what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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knock knock Come in.

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NEVER

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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