yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Pickle!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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