Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Get in the van

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

I love Ciara!

A black goes to college

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

i hate you.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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