Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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brett is a dick

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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