- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Hey Caleb.

Your Mom

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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