- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

arse

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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