How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

women's lacrosse.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Teen pregnancy

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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