Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Chuck Norris

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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