why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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