What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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KEVIN HART

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Women"s Rights

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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lol

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Your Mom

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Windows Vista

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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