- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

A guy is playing cod

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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