What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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