- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

An asian walks out of math class

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

potato farming

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

I am really good at math debating

stuff and dogs {()}

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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