What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Patrick is gay

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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World peace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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