Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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The WNBA

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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