An asian walks out of math class

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Your Mom

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Poopsack Jones

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Hey Caleb.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Windows Vista

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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HTML

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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