Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Teen pregnancy

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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