Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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nine...eleven

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69

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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