A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Tacos

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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