What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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