What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Women's Rights

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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