- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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