YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Women

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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