A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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So dont touch it

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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you will die someday

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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