- Anti Joke

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

A guy is playing cod

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Y2K

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Hello I'm a fat kid

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

No

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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