What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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