- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

look left now look right. washing machine

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Mitt Romney for president.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Fuck her

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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