Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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