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A Mexican walks into a club.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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