Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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