Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Women's Rights

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

My mom.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

potato farming

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

ollie is a fag so are you

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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