What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

do you know what's so funny? yup

What do you call Obama? - the president

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

newt gingrich

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

whats gay ? you

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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