What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What is brown and sticky?

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hummer.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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My mom's dead

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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