- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Q: What's the point? A: .

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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