- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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