Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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HTML

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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