There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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So dont touch it

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A man walks into a bar.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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No

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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i heart wiener

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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