- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Fuck her

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

I came.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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