Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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No

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Akshaytiger World

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Penis

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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