- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Knock knock (No one is home)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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