Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Women's rights.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Someone told me about this website.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

I came.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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