- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

No

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Religion

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Get in the van

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

BUTTERFARTING

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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