Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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