You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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