how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Women's rights.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's white and sticky? Glue

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Fuck her

Women's rights.

A man. That is all.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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