A Muslim blows up a bar

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Penis in a box.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Women's rights.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Someone told me about this website.

sweaty black guy

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

An asian walks out of math class

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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