When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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BUTTERFARTING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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