How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Women

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Womens rights

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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potatoes

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Women's sports.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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boobs

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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