- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

womens rights!

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

women's lacrosse.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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