What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Penis in a box.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What's white and sticky? Glue

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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