What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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GONNA

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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womens rights!

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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