Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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So dont touch it

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Anti Joke

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