whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Water, please.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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