Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

what's funnier than hell? heaven

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

A Mexican walks into a club.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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