- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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