What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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No

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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