minorities.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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potatoes

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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