Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Oh, I must be hearing things.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

I came.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Hey Caleb.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Communism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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