What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Hitler is my role model

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Boobs are nasty!

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

A black goes to college

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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