Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Womens rights

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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