Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Fuck her

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Women"s Rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Penis jokes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Poopsack Jones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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