What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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96

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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