What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Haha

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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