Teen pregnancy

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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KEVIN HART

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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