Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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womens rights!

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Patrick is gay

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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