A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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shut up

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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