- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

You know George Washington? He died.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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