Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Religion

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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