why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A Mexican walks into a club.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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