Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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KEVIN HART

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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