A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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boobs

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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