KEVIN HART

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Someone told me about this website.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Why did the bunny eat his food

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Freddie Mercurys teeth

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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