What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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I love Ciara!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Women

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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