a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

boobs

A Mexican walks into a club.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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