I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Like this joke

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Windows Vista

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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