why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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I came.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Anti Joke

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