What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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your face.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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