- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

World peace

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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