- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Mitt Romney for president.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

cot!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock Knock No one answers....

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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