- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Get in the van

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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