Penis in a box.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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AVI IS A FAG

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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women's rights.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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