Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A guy is playing cod

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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austins gay lolololol

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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25

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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No

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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