- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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