Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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:-)book

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Women's rights.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Communism

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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