- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Poopsack Jones

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey Caleb.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Windows Vista

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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