Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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dead babies

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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