- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

obama is a good president

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

nine...eleven

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A man walks into a bar.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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