The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Can I touch it?

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Penis jokes.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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