Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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