- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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