- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

KEVIN HART

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Mitt Romney for president.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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