What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What lives underground? Grandpa

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Someone told me about this website.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

cot!

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Penis jokes.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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