yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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whats gay ? you

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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World peace

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Your Mom

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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