- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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