- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

you will die someday

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Working hard or hardly working????

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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