What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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knock knock your gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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