Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Baseball

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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