You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

guess what? chicken butt.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Women's rights.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

penis that is all

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Penis jokes.

Communism

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