Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Akshaytiger World

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Boobs are nasty!

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I love Ciara!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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