- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Ancient Greeks rights

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

No

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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