A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Windows Vista

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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