What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Do you know that car over there? No.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A baby seal walks into a club...

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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