How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Women's Rights

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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A guy is playing cod

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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