Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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