- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

9/11

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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