What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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i heart wiener

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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