A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What should I name my dog?

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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