Once upon a time.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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NEVER

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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It says so on your cap.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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