Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

No

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Penis

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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