What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I came.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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