what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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come along children

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Teen pregnancy

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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