Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What flys? A fly

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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My mom's dead

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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