- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Bumsniffer

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

BUTTERFARTING

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Boobs are nasty!

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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