a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Women"s Rights

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Communism

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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