- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

obama is a good president

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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