- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

You know George Washington? He died.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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