An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Patrick is gay

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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whats gay ? you

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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