- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Mitt Romney for president.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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