- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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