- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Fuck her

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Time flies like a banana.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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