How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

guess what? chicken butt.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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