Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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8=D

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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No.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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austins gay lolololol

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

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