Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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austins gay lolololol

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Chuck Norris

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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