Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A seal walks into a club.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Icecream

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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