What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Your Mom

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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