i wish i was a tree !

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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austins gay lolololol

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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