What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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