What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

noodles

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

knock knock Come in.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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