what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Anal cheese curds.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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