A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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