A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Anti Joke

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