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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Women's rights.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Women's rights.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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