How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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