Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

guess what? chicken butt.

What lives underground? Grandpa

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Penis jokes.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

lol

Penis in a box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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