What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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