- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Knock knock. Come in.

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