Poopsack Jones

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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WNBA

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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I came.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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8=D

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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