Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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a black guy leaves prison

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KEVIN HART

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Women's rights.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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