You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

thumb_up thumb_down +8

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops