Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Hitler is my role model

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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GAY PEOPLE

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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