Black people are clen.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Knock knock Come in!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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