Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Mitt Romney for president.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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