- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did you say? I don't know.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

come along children

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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