Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

a black guy leaves prison

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What lives underground? Grandpa

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Fuck her

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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