- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

hi. thats what she said.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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