Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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