Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Which one is hardest?

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Women

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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