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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Mitt Romney for president.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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