- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

cot!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

sweaty black guy

Someone told me about this website.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Women's rights.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

An asian walks out of math class

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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