Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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WTF BOOOOOM

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Bumsniffer

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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9/11

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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