What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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lol

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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cot!

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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