Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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brett is a dick

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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