Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Women's rights.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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