A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Teen pregnancy

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