Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

whats gay ? you

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Mitt Romney for president.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Penis jokes.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Someone told me about this website.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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