Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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