a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Fuck her

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Poopsack Jones

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Like this joke

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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