LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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potatoes

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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