- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

whats gay ? you

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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