A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Knock knock. Come in.

knock knock Come in.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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