- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Women's rights.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

An asian walks out of math class

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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