What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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dead babies

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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