- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A guy is playing cod

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

I can't think of a joke!

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