- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

GAY PEOPLE

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Women

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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