Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Hey

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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