Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Covietz has a large penis

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Like this joke

Why? Because!

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

whats the best thing about polio...death

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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