what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Someone told me about this website.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Poopsack Jones

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Avery has crabs.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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NEVER

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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