- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

come along children

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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