- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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