- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

a

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??