- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's gay and gay? Joe

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

NEVER

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

American Idol

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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