- Anti Joke

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Women's rights.

sweaty black guy

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

An asian walks out of math class

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Poopsack Jones

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...