-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Icecream

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What flys? A fly

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Ben Colbert is gay

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Anti Joke

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