whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Poopsack Jones

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

I came.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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