- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

No

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Penis

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