Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

whats gay ? you

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Fuck her

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Can I touch it?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock knock Come in!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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