- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Knock knock Come in!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Poopsack Jones

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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