Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Working hard or hardly working????

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

co jo kurwa tocza?

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What is brown and sticky?

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

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