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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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