- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Avery has crabs.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I came.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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