what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

look left now look right. washing machine

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What lives underground? Grandpa

guess what? chicken butt.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Penis in a box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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