Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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