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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Time flies like a banana.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the bunny eat his food

An asian walks out of math class

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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