Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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No

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Penis

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Akshaytiger World

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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69

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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