How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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