What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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My mom's dead

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Hitler is my role model

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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