What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Which one is hardest?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Women

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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