- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

noodles

Working hard or hardly working????

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

No

Knock knock. Come in.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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