What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Ancient Greeks rights

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

knock knock Come in.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

9/11

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

World Of Warcraft

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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