What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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