- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Diana and victoria

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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