- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

My butt!!!!

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

NEVER

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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