What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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