That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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No.

Chuck Norris

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What flys? A fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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