What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Haha

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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