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Poopsack Jones

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

where do the women go? the womanarium

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

obama is a good president

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

i wish i was a tree !

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Anti Joke

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