Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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