- Anti Joke

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

An asian walks out of math class

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died