Patrick is gay

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Fuck her

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Black people are clen.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Knock knock Come in!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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