- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

come along children

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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