- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What flys? A fly

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

i heart wiener

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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