- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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