A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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