Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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shut up

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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