- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks out of math class

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

I came.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

The glass is half an hour.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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