A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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potatoes

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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