Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What is brown and sticky?

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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i heart wiener

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Anal cheese curds.

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knock knock Come in.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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