- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Mitt Romney for president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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