- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Patrick is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

KEVIN HART

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

guess what? chicken butt.

Mitt Romney for president.

A Muslim blows up a bar

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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