World Of Warcraft

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Which one is hardest?

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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