What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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WNBA

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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