Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Women's rights.

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shut up

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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