- Anti Joke

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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