yo momma is so tall shes tall

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Hitler is my role model

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

World Of Warcraft

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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