Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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KEVIN HART

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Can I touch it?

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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I came.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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balls in ya mouf

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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