In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Ancient Greeks rights

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Dan O'Driscoll

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Ben Colbert is gay

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

knock knock Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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