Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's gay and gay? Joe

NEVER

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Google Doodles

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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