A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did you say? I don't know.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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womens rights!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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