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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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