What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Tacos

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Someone told me about this website.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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I came.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Anti Joke

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