What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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