Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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