- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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