Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

thumb_up thumb_down +48

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the chicken whent boomand then died

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why was johny late to school? He died

thumb_up thumb_down +36

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops