- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

My mom's dead

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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