I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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