A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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My mom's dead

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Water, please.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Women

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

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