- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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