How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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memes

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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a little girl gets raped

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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KEVIN HART

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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im black

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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