*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Teen pregnancy

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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