- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Penis in a box.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Time flies like a banana.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

cot!

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Women's rights.

sweaty black guy

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