- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

do you know what's so funny? yup

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Oh, I must be hearing things.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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