A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Hitler is my role model

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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World Of Warcraft

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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I love Ciara!

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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