- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What did you say? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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