What's white and sticky? Glue

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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shut up

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Avery has crabs.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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