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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Hey

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Haha

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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