So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Ancient Greeks rights

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What is brown and sticky?

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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