There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Teen pregnancy

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Women's rights

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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dead babies

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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