- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What is brown and sticky?

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

i heart wiener

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

knock knock Come in.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Anal cheese curds.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Bumsniffer

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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