Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

American Idol

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Ancient Greeks rights

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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