- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom's dead

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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