A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A homeless person dies.

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World peace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Women's rights.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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