Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Can I touch it?

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Like this joke

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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WNBA

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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