What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Haha

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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