What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

noodles

Working hard or hardly working????

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock. Come in.

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