What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

American Idol

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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