- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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