an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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i wish i was a tree !

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Anti Joke

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