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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What did you say? I don't know.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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