- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

The glass is half an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Working hard or hardly working????

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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