An asian walks out of math class

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Poopsack Jones

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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