Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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noodles

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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No

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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