- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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