Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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baby seal walks into a bar

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Chuck Norris

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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