If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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shut up

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