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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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