your mother is so lesbian

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Can I touch it?

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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Penis in a box.

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Anti Joke

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