What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Can I touch it?

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Someone told me about this website.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Don't rape me!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Like this joke

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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