Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Women's rights

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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knock knock your gay

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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