- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Thumbs this up

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Womens rights.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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