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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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