- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

I came.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

obama is a good president

American Idol

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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