- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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