Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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come along children

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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