Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

American Idol

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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