A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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