Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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i heart wiener

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Boobs are nasty!

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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