- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A ginger rapping.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Diana and victoria

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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