What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

guess what? chicken butt.

Mitt Romney for president.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Muslim blows up a bar

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Penis in a box.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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