Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

WNBA

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Fuck her

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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