Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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cot!

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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