What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Fuck her

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Can I touch it?

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Knock knock Come in!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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