How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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