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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A man walks into a bar.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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