- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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