-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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austins gay lolololol

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A man walks into a bar.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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