holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Women's Basketball.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Teen pregnancy

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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