- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Religion

who farted? umm........that guy.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

i fondle myself every night....

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Get in the van

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

BUTTERFARTING

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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