- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What lives underground? Grandpa

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

I LIKE TURLES.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Don't rape me!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Windows Vista

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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