I came.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Jews for Jesus

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

The glass is half an hour.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

American Idol

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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