Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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