yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

i hate you.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

A baby seal walks into a club...

I've got the moobs like jagger.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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