jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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lol

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Someone told me about this website.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Can I touch it?

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Don't rape me!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Women's rights.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Black people

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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