Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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69

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A black goes to college

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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