Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Patrick is gay

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

guess what? chicken butt.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Mitt Romney for president.

A Muslim blows up a bar

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Penis in a box.

What's white and sticky? Glue

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