What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's gay and gay? Joe

NEVER

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

corey is a nipplepotomus

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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