jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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GAY PEOPLE

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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suck my dick.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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