- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

cot!

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

sweaty black guy

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Women's rights.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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