- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I came.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Dozer has a soul

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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