The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

ollie is a fag so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

My butt!!!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

i heart wiener

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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