From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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lol

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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