Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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