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What flys? A fly

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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My mom's dead

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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