Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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