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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.