im black

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Someone told me about this website.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's white and sticky? Glue

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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