- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

French people

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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