Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Tacos

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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