What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

look left now look right. washing machine

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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