A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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like facebook.com/john maon

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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