What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Hitler is my role model

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Which one is hardest?

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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