little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...