How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

potato farming

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

stuff and dogs {()}

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Working hard or hardly working????

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Anti Joke

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