- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

do you know what's so funny? yup

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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