The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Avery has crabs.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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