French people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Water, please.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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