What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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im black

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Jewish People

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Hey Caleb.

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