If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Thumbs this up

What flys? A fly

tim rafter died no one cared

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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