What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What flys? A fly

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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