OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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i hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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