- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

i wish i was a tree !

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A man walks into a bar.

Y2K

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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