Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

American Idol

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

obama is a good president

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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