Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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My butt!!!!

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French people

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Canada's army

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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