What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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austins gay lolololol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Y2K

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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