A guy is playing cod

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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penisface

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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you will die someday

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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