Fuck her

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Can I touch it?

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Someone told me about this website.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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