Women

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's your name? You tell me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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