- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

knock knock Come in.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

9/11

Boobs are nasty!

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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