- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Penis in a box.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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