Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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