Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

baby seal walks into a bar

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

i wish i was a tree !

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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