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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

balls in ya mouf

An asian walks out of math class

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Penis jokes.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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