You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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A seal walks into a club.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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