- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Working hard or hardly working????

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What is brown and sticky?

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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