What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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