What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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i hate you.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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im black

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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