I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Tacos

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Womens Rights.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

whats better than shoes feet

Women's rights.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

It's your mother, open the door.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

women's rights.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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