Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Penis in a box.

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a black guy leaves prison

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Fuck her

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Don't rape me!

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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A man. That is all.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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