- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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