Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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World Of Warcraft

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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