dead babies

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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