Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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