- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

A ginger rapping.

Your mother

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Yo mama so fat she died

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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