A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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BUTTERFARTING

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