What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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I love Ciara!

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did you say? I don't know.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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