- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

It's your mother, open the door.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Communism

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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