How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Which one is hardest?

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? No.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

A Mexican walks into a club.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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