- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

women's rights.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Hey Caleb.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

I came.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Communism