whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Teen pregnancy

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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