How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Penis in a box.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats worse than flunking math? death.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Someone told me about this website.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

thumb_up thumb_down +11

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops