Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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knock knock your gay

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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whats gay ? you

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your mother is so lesbian

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Can I touch it?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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