- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't rape me!

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

A man. That is all.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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