Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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