A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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noodles

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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The WNBA

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Get in the van

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