2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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lol

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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cot!

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Anti Joke

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