Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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My mom's dead

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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