- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

look left now look right. washing machine

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats gay ? you

Black people are clen.

Tacos

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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