YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

World Of Warcraft

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

GAY PEOPLE

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Women

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...