why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A guy is playing cod

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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you will die someday

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Sonic

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your face.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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