How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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No

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Religion

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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BUTTERFARTING

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Anti Joke

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