- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Working hard or hardly working????

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

co jo kurwa tocza?

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What flys? A fly

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What is brown and sticky?

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What time is it? 12:03 AM

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

French people

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