How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Knock knock Come in!

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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shut up

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Avery has crabs.

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Google Doodles

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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