an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Avery has crabs.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Jews for Jesus

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

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