like facebook.com/john maon

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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