How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Mitt Romney for president.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Someone told me about this website.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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