What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

look left now look right. washing machine

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

guess what? chicken butt.

What lives underground? Grandpa

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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