What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Teen pregnancy

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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dead babies

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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