What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Adam Sandler.

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What should I name my dog?

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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