Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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noodles

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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