Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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come along children

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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