Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Time flies like a banana.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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