Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

obama is a good president

American Idol

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

noodles

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

co jo kurwa tocza?

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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