What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

whats gay ? you

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

World peace

Women's rights.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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