yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats gay ? you

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Fuck her

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock knock Come in!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Can I touch it?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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