Mitt Romney for president.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Time flies like a banana.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Women's rights.

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sweaty black guy

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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HTML

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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