YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Which one is hardest?

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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