- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is brown and sticky?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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