- Anti Joke

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Working hard or hardly working????

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

People Eating Tasty Animals

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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