- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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