- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

obama is a good president

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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