Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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i heart wiener

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French people

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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