So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Patrick is gay

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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