- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World peace

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Your mum is dead

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Hey

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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