What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Ben Colbert is gay

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knock knock Come in.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Hitler is my role model

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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World Of Warcraft

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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