- Anti Joke

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What is brown and sticky?

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Hello I'm a fat kid

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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