whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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knock knock Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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9/11

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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World Of Warcraft

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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