A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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The glass is half an hour.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Chuck Norris

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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want to go home? yea

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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