What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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