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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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