What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

A van drives into a car.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

NEVER

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Get in the van

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Boobs are nasty!

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Anti Joke

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