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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

obama is a good president

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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