Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

a black guy leaves prison

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

whats gay ? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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