how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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whats gay ? you

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A homeless person dies.

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World peace

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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