- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A man walks into a bar.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Religion

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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