- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Ben Colbert is gay

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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