whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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come along children

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Teen pregnancy

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Anti Joke

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