What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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I love Ciara!

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GAY PEOPLE

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Women

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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