What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Hey Caleb.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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