What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What flys? A fly

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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