- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Tacos

Mitt Romney for president.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Someone told me about this website.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

where do the women go? the womanarium

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I came.

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