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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What's white and sticky? Glue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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