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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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