Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

im black

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

guess what? chicken butt.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Can I touch it?

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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