Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Women's rights.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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shut up

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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