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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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