Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Obamacare!

A Banana wrote this...

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

the WNBA

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Jake Bowar

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Chuck Norris.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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