The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Ancient Greeks rights

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

want to go home? yea

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What is brown and sticky?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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