- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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