How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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