When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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