A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Pickle!

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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