Your mum is dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

An asian walks out of math class

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Penis jokes.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

balls in ya mouf

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

baby seal walks into a bar

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

i wish i was a tree !

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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