- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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