- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Penis in a box.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Hey Caleb.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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