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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What flys? A fly

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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