- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

I love Ciara!

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Which one is hardest?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Women

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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