- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Knock Knock. Shut up.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

World peace

A homeless person dies.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Your mum is dead

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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