- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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