- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Can I touch it?

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Someone told me about this website.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Don't rape me!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Women's rights.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Black people

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

balls in ya mouf

An asian walks out of math class

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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