Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Patrick is gay

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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KEVIN HART

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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lol

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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