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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Poopsack Jones

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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