- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

co jo kurwa tocza?

A man walks into a bar.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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