NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Women

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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