- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What is brown and sticky?

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

knock knock Come in.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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