I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A black goes to college

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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