What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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no u

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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