Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Tacos

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Someone told me about this website.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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