Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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no u

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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