Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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