- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

why did the chicken cross the road.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Go away.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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