- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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