I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

People Eating Tasty Animals

Working hard or hardly working????

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What is brown and sticky?

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Ben Colbert is gay

knock knock Come in.

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