Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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