- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Avery has crabs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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