Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Which one is hardest?

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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