- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What is brown and sticky?

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Ben Colbert is gay

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

knock knock Come in.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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