why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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a black guy leaves prison

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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