- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A seal walks into a club.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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