- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick is gay

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What lives underground? Grandpa

A Muslim blows up a bar

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Mitt Romney for president.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Penis in a box.

Can I touch it?

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What's white and sticky? Glue

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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