What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Akshaytiger World

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Get in the van

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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