when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Bumsniffer

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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