Why was johny late to school? He died

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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memes

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Anti Joke

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