Do you know that car over there? No.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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lol

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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