what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

i heart wiener

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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