Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Someone told me about this website.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why did the bunny eat his food

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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