What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Black people are clen.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

look left now look right. washing machine

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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