A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did you say? I don't know.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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womens rights!

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Teen pregnancy

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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