Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What flys? A fly

Thumbs this up

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A van drives into a car.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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