what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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