- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What flys? A fly

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

knock knock Come in.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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