- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Jokes are funny.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why was johny late to school? He died

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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