- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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