"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Women

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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