Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

whats gay ? you

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

A homeless person dies.

World peace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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