Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

How Long is a Chinese man.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Black people are clen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Come in!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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