What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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noodles

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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