How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Avery has crabs.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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