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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Jokes are funny.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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