noodles

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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I can't think of a joke!

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Penis

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What is brown and sticky?

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No

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Akshaytiger World

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What flys? A fly

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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