Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Anti Joke

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