Knock Knock. Shut up.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Can I touch it?

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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balls in ya mouf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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