I love Ciara!

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did you say? I don't know.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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