whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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