A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I LIKE TURLES.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Knock knock Come in!

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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sweaty black guy

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Time flies like a banana.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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