your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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I love Ciara!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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