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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Women rights.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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