- Anti Joke

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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