guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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No.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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i heart wiener

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French people

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