- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

So a baby seal walks into a club

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

if it's friday, it must be China

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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