What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Haha

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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