How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

An asian walks out of math class

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Avery has crabs.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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