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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

American Idol

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Dozer has a soul

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Working hard or hardly working????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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