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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Women

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

come along children

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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