A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What flys? A fly

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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