Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Poopsack Jones

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Windows Vista

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Google Doodles

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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