why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Women's rights.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

balls in ya mouf

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Poopsack Jones

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Anti Joke

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