- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Don't rape me!

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

WNBA

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Google Doodles

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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obama is a good president

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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