What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

milly, milly, milly, cat

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

tim rafter died no one cared

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

knock knock Come in.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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