Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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