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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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