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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Google Doodles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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