- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

ollie is a fag so are you

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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