What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats gay ? you

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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