- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

WNBA

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

I came.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Jews for Jesus

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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