Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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American Idol

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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