Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Tacos

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Mitt Romney for president.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Someone told me about this website.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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I came.

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Anti Joke

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