Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Thumbs this up

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A van drives into a car.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Get in the van

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Boobs are nasty!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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