Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Penis jokes.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

An asian walks out of math class

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A seal walks into a club.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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