What flys? A fly

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Bumsniffer

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My mom's dead

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Anti Joke

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