- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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