Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Chuck Norris

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Dan O'Driscoll

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