- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

My mom's dead

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

what is white and red all over? a ginger

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

There is a car full of black people.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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