i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

women's rights

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

9/11

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

look left now look right. washing machine

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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