How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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GAY PEOPLE

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Women

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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come along children

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Anti Joke

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