your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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come along children

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Anti Joke

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