How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Hi colton

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Gadaffi

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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