- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

ollie is a fag so are you

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A man walks into a bar.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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