KEVIN HART

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Women's rights.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Penis jokes.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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