- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis in a box.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Don't rape me!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Women's rights.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Black people

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

balls in ya mouf

An asian walks out of math class

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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