when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Knock knock Who's there? What.

womens rights!

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

a black guy leaves prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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