- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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