milly, milly, milly, cat

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Thumbs this up

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A van drives into a car.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Get in the van

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Boobs are nasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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