Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Dan O'Driscoll

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Ben Colbert is gay

knock knock Come in.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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