What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Get in the van

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My mom's dead

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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World Of Warcraft

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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