- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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