Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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memes

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Women's rights

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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dead babies

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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WNBA

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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