How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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