No.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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noodles

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Thumbs this up

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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i heart wiener

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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