Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

No.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What flys? A fly

Thumbs this up

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

My mom's dead

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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