Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Your Mom

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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