What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Fuck her

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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