What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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WNBA

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Your Mom

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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HTML

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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