- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Working hard or hardly working????

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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