Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Women's rights.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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WNBA

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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