Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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KEVIN HART

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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lol

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Don't rape me!

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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