- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.