Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Your Mom

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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HTML

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Anti Joke

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