A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Time flies like a banana.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

sweaty black guy

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Women's rights.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

balls in ya mouf

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Women's rights.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

American Idol

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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