I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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i heart wiener

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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