Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Can I touch it?

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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