Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Anti Joke

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