i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

two fish are in a tank.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Working hard or hardly working????

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What is brown and sticky?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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