A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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a black guy leaves prison

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Penis in a box.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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