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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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I love Ciara!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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