- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

women's rights.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

American Idol

two fish are in a tank.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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