- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

NEVER

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Dozer has a soul

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Working hard or hardly working????

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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