Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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