- Anti Joke

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What is brown and sticky?

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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