People Eating Tasty Animals

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A black person in the NHL

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Ancient Greeks rights

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

milly, milly, milly, cat

What flys? A fly

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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