Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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WNBA

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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