i wish i was a tree !

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

A man walks into a bar.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What is brown and sticky?

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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