How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

The glass is half an hour.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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