two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Chuck Norris

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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