how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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