- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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