Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Tacos

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Penis in a box.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Avery has crabs.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

WNBA

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Your Mom

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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