what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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