Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Hey

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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