- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shut up

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Penis jokes.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

An asian walks out of math class

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Miscarriages.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

baby seal walks into a bar

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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