Knock knock Who's there? What.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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