Women's rights.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Black people

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balls in ya mouf

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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An asian walks out of math class

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96

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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obama is a good president

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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