What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Water, please.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

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