How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Ben Colbert is gay

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knock knock Come in.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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