What did you say? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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womens rights!

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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