Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

guess what? chicken butt.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Penis in a box.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Time flies like a banana.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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