Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Can I touch it?

What's white and sticky? Glue

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Don't rape me!

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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