How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

do you know what's so funny? yup

A horse walks into a glue factory..

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Black people are clen.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

lol

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why did the bunny eat his food

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...