- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A van drives into a car.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Boobs are nasty!

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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