Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Hitler is my role model

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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