What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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SAY

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My mom just died....

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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WNBA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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8=D

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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