Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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