A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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