Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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drugs.

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