What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Penis in a box.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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