Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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No.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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noodles

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Thumbs this up

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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