what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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women's rights.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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