Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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666 im christian

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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memes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Robin, get in the car.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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