Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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whats gay ? you

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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