jewish people like other jewish people.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Penis in a box.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Don't rape me!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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sweaty black guy

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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