What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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shut up

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Hey Caleb.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Penis jokes.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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