What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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The glass is half an hour.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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want to go home? yea

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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