what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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World peace

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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shut up

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Your mum is dead

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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