- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

balls in ya mouf

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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