Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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