A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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