What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

KEVIN HART

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

jewish people like other jewish people.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

A Muslim blows up a bar

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Avery has crabs.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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