What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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austins gay lolololol

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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you just lost the game!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

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