*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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