- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Penis jokes.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

balls in ya mouf

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Miscarriages.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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