Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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My Girlfriend

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Hi poop!

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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69

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Asians...

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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