A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

WNBA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

look left now look right. washing machine

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

KEVIN HART

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

jewish people like other jewish people.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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