What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

nathan palmer has a big head !

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

a black guy leaves prison

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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