a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

nathan palmer has a big head !

a black guy leaves prison

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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