Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What is brown and sticky?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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