What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Hey Caleb.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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An asian walks out of math class

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Hey

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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