Can I touch it?

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Avery has crabs.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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