Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

two fish are in a tank.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

American Idol

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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