- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

French people

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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