A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

noodles

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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