why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Jokes are funny.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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