When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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