Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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womens rights!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Women's rights

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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