abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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WNBA

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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