A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Time flies like a banana.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Miscarriages.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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