How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Tacos

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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