Dan O'Driscoll

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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knock knock Come in.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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but there is a road to the super market

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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