A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Penis in a box.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Can I touch it?

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Hey Caleb.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Avery has crabs.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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