What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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