What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What did you say? I don't know.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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