- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Tacos

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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