What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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balls in ya mouf

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Black people

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Windows Vista

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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