That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What flys? A fly

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Thumbs this up

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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