Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Y2K

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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French people

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

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