- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

whats gay ? you

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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