A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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