A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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