- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What did you say? I don't know.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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