One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Penis in a box.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Your mum is dead

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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