A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Hair

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Kittens.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A black goes to college

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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