Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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