Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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