Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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