- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

knock knock whos there .. derp

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Dozer has a soul

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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