How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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