Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Jews for Jesus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Haha

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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