A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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oops

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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sweaty black guy

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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