Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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no u

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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