- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Don't rape me!

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Time flies like a banana.

Poopsack Jones

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Windows Vista

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Gadaffi

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Women's rights.

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