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Miscarriages.

Dozer has a soul

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Mexicans working in an office

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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