- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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