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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Adam Sandler.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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