whats 2+2? 69 LOL

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Working hard or hardly working????

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

you just lost the game!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

who farted? umm........that guy.

Religion

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your doorbell is broken.

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