- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

I LIKE TURLES.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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