An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Pickle!

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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women leaving the kitchen

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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