- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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