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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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