- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Chocolate tastes good.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

no

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Women rights.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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