a little girl gets raped

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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arse

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