1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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