Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What is brown and sticky?

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Religion

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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