An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

womens rights!

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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