Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

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