What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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a little girl gets raped

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Robin, get in the car.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Black people are clen.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Knock knock Come in!

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I love boobs

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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