What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a little girl gets raped

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

a black guy leaves prison

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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