yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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