- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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