Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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hi

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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come along children

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Anti Joke

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