You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

My mom just died....

whats gay ? you

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

WNBA

9/11/01 walks into a bar

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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