What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Rebecca Black.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

women's rights

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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