How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Tacos

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A homeless person dies.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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WNBA

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Anti Joke

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