A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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