- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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