Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Black people

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Gadaffi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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