What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Miscarriages.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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