- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Go away.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

World peace

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

how does peploe get around they walk

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Avery has crabs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Oh, I must be hearing things.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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