why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Women Drivers.

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Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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