- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Black people are clen.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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