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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Nicholas Cage

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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