Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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WNBA

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Miscarriages.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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