Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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American Idol

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Icecream

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Miscarriages.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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