Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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hi

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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