3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Don't rape me!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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WNBA

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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