- Anti Joke

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Google Doodles

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Women's rights.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

The glass is half an hour.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

i wish i was a tree !

Anti Joke

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Google Doodles

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Women's rights.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

The glass is half an hour.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

i wish i was a tree !

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.