what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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