- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Don't rape me!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's white and sticky? Glue

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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