Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

jewish people like other jewish people.

World peace

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

oops

What's white and sticky? Glue

Don't rape me!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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