Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Mexicans working in an office

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Justin Bieber

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My mom's dead

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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