- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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