- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Adam Sandler.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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