1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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GONNA

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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whats gay ? you

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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