Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A black person in the NHL

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

The glass is half an hour.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

So a baby seal walks into a club

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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