- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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