Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

how does peploe get around they walk

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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