i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Jokes are funny.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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GONNA

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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