What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Women's Basketball.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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25

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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