What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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come along children

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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WNBA

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Black people are clen.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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