- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Miscarriages.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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