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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What's gay and gay? Joe

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

...and I'm a Mormon.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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