How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Hey

Gadaffi

The glass is half an hour.

corey is a nipplepotomus

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A black person in the NHL

Hi colton

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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