What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

i wish i was a tree !

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

two fish are in a tank.

Gadaffi

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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