- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What is brown and smells? Poop

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.