- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Robin, get in the car.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

whats gay ? you

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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