What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Canada's army

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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but there is a road to the super market

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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