- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's your name? You tell me.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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