I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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There is a car full of black people.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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