Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

I LIKE TURLES.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

how does peploe get around they walk

Knock knock Come in!

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Black people

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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