A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Hummer.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Get in the van

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Anti Joke

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