- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Go away.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

how does peploe get around they walk

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Don't rape me!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

sweaty black guy

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Women's rights.

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