What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Mexicans working in an office

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Religion

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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