- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

do you know what's so funny? yup

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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