- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Black people

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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