A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

knock knock whos there .. derp

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

corey is a nipplepotomus

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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