- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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