What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Tacos

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's white and sticky? Glue

It's your mother, open the door.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Don't rape me!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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