-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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