what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Rebecca Black.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Anti Joke

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