Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Y2K

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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