What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Hummer.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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