So a baby seal walks into a club

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Religion

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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