- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

There is a car full of black people.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's 1+1? 4.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Women

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Jokes are funny.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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