- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

want to go home? yea

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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