Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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There is a car full of black people.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

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