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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

9/11

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

what is white and red all over? a ginger

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What should I name my dog?

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Mmmm, donuts

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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