there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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World Of Warcraft

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Golf.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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