- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

who farted? umm........that guy.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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