Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

a little girl gets raped

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

WNBA

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

whats better than shoes feet

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

jewish people like other jewish people.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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