All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

That's unfortunate.

wat?

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Your mom goes to college

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Hello

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Hello world

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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