- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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