- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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