Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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arse

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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