knock knock Come in.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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