Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

WNBA

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

jewish people like other jewish people.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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