Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

dead babies

Robin, get in the car.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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