A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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your momma's an antijoke

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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