- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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