what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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two fish are in a tank.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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