- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Jews for Jesus

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Gadaffi

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

The glass is half an hour.

Miscarriages.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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