- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Working hard or hardly working????

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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