The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What flys? A fly

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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