what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

A man walks into a bar.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Mexicans working in an office

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

knock knock Come in.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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