Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How Long is a Chinese man.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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