how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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oops

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Google Doodles

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Punchline.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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