-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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noodles

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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French people

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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i heart wiener

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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