Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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lol

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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