What's brown and sticky? Poop.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Your mom goes to college

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What do you find....... there's a..........

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Santa Clogged my toliet

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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