- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Miscarriages.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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