What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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