- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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