- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

women's rights

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Laura Pratz..

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

knock knock whos there .. derp

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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