why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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i am predestal

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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beiber i straight

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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women's rights.

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