A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Ha

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

A homeless person dies.

potato farming

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Women's rights

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

God is religiously proven to be real

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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