Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Womens rights

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Noah is Smart.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

the joke below me is not an anti joke

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Your life That's the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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