What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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