What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

who farted? umm........that guy.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Your doorbell is broken.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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