Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Religion

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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knock knock Come in.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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