- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What's 1+1? 4.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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