- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's 1+1? 4.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Women Drivers.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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