What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Adam Sandler.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Women's Basketball.

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no u

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WNBA

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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whats gay ? you

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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a black guy leaves prison

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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