- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

knock knock whos there .. derp

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

The glass is half an hour.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What is brown and smells? Poop

your momma's an antijoke

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