holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

womens rights!

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Sea World Japan.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

your life

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a little girl gets raped

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