- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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