Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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WNBA

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Knock knock Come in!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Don't rape me!

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Avery has crabs.

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Time flies like a banana.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Black people

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sweaty black guy

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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