how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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oops

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Don't rape me!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

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