Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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