if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Gadaffi

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is brown and smells? Poop

your momma's an antijoke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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