Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

your momma's an antijoke

A seal walks into a club.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My butt!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

NEVER

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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