roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

So a baby seal walks into a club

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

noodles

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

who farted? umm........that guy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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