"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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haha.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Women Drivers.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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