- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Miscarriages.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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