Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

W.N.B.A.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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