- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Don't rape me!

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

where do the women go? the womanarium

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the mole say? Nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

I came.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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