Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

newt gingrich

What do you call Obama? - the president

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Whoa! A talking carrot!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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