A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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