Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What is 69? A two digit number.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I love boobs

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

sweaty black guy

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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