what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Women's Basketball.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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