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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What is brown and smells? Poop

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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