- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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