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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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