- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Yeah, totally.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

shut up

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

A Muslim blows up a bar

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