What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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