who farted? umm........that guy.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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knock knock Come in.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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