- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

womens rights!

Adam Sandler.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

a little girl gets raped

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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