Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Y2K

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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you are gay

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A van drives into a car.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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