A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Justin Bieber

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

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