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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

...and I'm a Mormon.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Knock Knock Good one...

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Hi colton

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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