What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Tacos

I love boobs

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

One Big Ass Mistake America

I am a real homosexual

sweaty black guy

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What's gay and gay? Joe

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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