- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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