What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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