- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

George W. Bush

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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