What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

a black guy leaves prison

Avery has crabs.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Knock knock Come in!

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Jewish People

Josh kissing a girl

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hey Caleb.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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