Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

who farted? umm........that guy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your doorbell is broken.

Hummer.

Womens rights.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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