Black people

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Time flies like a banana.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Women's Rights

Covietz has a large penis

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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