Ben Colbert is gay

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Womens rights

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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