Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Miscarriages.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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you are gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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