- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

penis that is all

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A man. That is all.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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