Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Women rights.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Anti Joke

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