- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Chicken butt

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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