- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

balls in ya mouf

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What is brown and smells? Poop

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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