- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

i hate you.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Knock knock It's open, come in.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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