knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I love boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

thumb_up thumb_down +15

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Time flies like a banana.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops