What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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My butt!!!!

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Religion

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Anti Joke

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