25

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -6

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

thumb_up thumb_down -8

milly, milly, milly, cat

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -8

you just lost the game!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

yo momma is so tall shes tall

thumb_up thumb_down -18

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Ben Colbert is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Bumsniffer

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats 0+0 0

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops