- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Black people

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Women's rights.

Punchline.

Knock Knock Good one...

two fish are in a tank.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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