Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Golf.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

go go gadget

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

womens rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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