The glass is half an hour.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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baby seal walks into a bar

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penisface

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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your face.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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