- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A Muslim blows up a bar

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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