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i wish i was a tree !

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Y2K

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Mexicans working in an office

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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