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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Nickelback.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Women's rights.

A man. That is all.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Gadaffi

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

your momma's an antijoke

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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