- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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