What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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GONNA

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