-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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