"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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