What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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W.N.B.A.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Justin Bieber

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Avery has crabs.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Anti Joke

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