- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the bunny eat his food

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

WNBA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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