Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Adam Sandler.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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W.N.B.A.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

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