- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

a little girl gets raped

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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