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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I am a real homosexual

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Black people

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

balls in ya mouf

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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