What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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