Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Avery has crabs.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Time flies like a banana.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Women's Rights

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Brittney Spears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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