Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

women's rights

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Women's Basketball.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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