Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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your face.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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lololololololololol

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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i fondle myself every night....

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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