- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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