Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

why did the chicken cross the road.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

how does peploe get around they walk

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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