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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

The glass is half an hour.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

your momma's an antijoke

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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