Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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come along children

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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