What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Black people are clen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

World peace

A homeless person dies.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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