what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Nicholas Cage

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

My butt!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

NEVER

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Ben Colbert is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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