What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I am a real homosexual

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Black people

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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