- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Gadaffi

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

i wish i was a tree !

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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