Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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newt gingrich

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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