Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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