women's rights

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Go away.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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69

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Pianca going ham

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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