Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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W.N.B.A.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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World peace

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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