- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Miscarriages.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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