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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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