- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

look left now look right. washing machine

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Sea World Japan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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