Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Go away.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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