why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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WNBA

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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I am really good at math debating

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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