- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Ben Colbert is gay

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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