"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Black people are clen.

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Patrick is gay

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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