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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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women's rights

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