What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

milly, milly, milly, cat

Nicholas Cage

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

you just lost the game!

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...