how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Bumsniffer

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Whats 0+0 0

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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