- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

WNBA

Knock knock It's open, come in.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Fuck her

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Brittney Spears

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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