An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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W.N.B.A.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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