- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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