Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

yo mama so fat she's fat

I am a real homosexual

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Women's Rights

George W. Bush

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

penis that is all

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A man. That is all.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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