- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Knock knock It's open, come in.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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