- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

I like boys!!!!! CC

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

roses are red, violets are violet

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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