What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

My mom just died....

Women's Rights

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

jewish people like other jewish people.

Knock Knock Come in.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Guess what? Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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