Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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American Idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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