Gadaffi

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Punchline.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Y2K

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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