"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Y2K

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

you are gay

What is brown and sticky?

Mexicans working in an office

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

French people

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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