jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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