What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Gadaffi

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Y2K

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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