Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Golf.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Anti Joke

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