Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Nickelback.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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