chuck norris

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

My butt!!!!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Womens rights.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

lol

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

NEVER

Dear John,

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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