Your mum is dead

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Time flies like a banana.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Brittney Spears

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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