roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Black people

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Obama.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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