Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

beiber i straight

Knock knock Come in!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

women's rights.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A black person in the NHL

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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