Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Women's Basketball.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

a black guy leaves prison

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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