If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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George W. Bush

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Punchline.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Knock Knock Good one...

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