Golf.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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go go gadget

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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womens rights!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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