Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A black person in the NHL

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

apple pie.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

OGC - tilt your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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