A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Women's Basketball.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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