A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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WNBA

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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minorities

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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