Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

George W. Bush

knock knock whos there .. derp

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Women's rights.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Punchline.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

want to go home? yea

Y2K

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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