What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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