A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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