What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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French people

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knock knock Come in.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Canada's army

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