This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Womens rights

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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