Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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your life

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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