- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

your face.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

French people

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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