Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

My butt!!!!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Dear John,

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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