- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

shut up

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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