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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Nickelback.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Women's rights.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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