-Knock knock -Come on in!

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Rebecca Black.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Jokes are funny.

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GONNA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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