Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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