- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What is brown and smells? Poop

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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