What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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French people

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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