If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a little girl gets raped

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Anti Joke

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