What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Don't rape me!

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Anti Joke

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