A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

a

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

two fish are in a tank.

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

A horse walks into a bar...n

okay.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...