- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

I dislike old people.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

what do you call a cup?... a cup

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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