- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Teen pregnancy

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

a little girl gets raped

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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