- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Justin Bieber

Where else? The junk yard

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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