what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's your name? You tell me.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Adam Sandler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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