whats red white and blue? i dont know

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World Of Warcraft

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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