why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Women's Basketball.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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lewis bedford

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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