- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

The glass is half an hour.

Knock Knock Good one...

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

want to go home? yea

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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