- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I am really good at math debating

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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