Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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