A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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W.N.B.A.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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lol

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Avery has crabs.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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