roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Womens rights

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Noah is Smart.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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