a man walks into a bar.......ouch

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Avery has crabs.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

a black guy leaves prison

Jewish People

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Josh kissing a girl

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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