a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Water, please.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Got milk? No.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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