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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

There is a car full of black people.

drugs.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

go go gadget

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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