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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the bunny eat his food

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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