- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

baby seal walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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