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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Women's rights.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock Knock Good one...

Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

okay.....

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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