A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Dear John,

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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