why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I am a real homosexual

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

It's your mother, open the door.

Punchline.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

sweaty black guy

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Hey what time is it. 3:15

where do the women go? the womanarium

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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