What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Rebecca Black.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

GONNA

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

women's rights

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Knock knock Who's there? What.

womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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