a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Jewish People

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

shut up

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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