Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Womens rights.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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hi

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Bumsniffer

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Water, please.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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