What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What sucks?

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Nickelback.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Slavery

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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