What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

I am really good at math debating

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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