- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What is brown and smells? Poop

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

sixty....eight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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