- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

baby seal walks into a bar

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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