- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

a little girl gets raped

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

newt gingrich

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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