- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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