My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

why did the chicken cross the road

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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