- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

baby seal walks into a bar

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.