- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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