What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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sweaty black guy

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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WNBA

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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steves legs

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Hey

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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