Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Water, please.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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