why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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