- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Adam Sandler.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

a little girl gets raped

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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