- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

How Long is a Chinese man.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What is 69? A two digit number.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Yo mama so fat she died

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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