- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Miscarriages.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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