What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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