- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

yo mama so fat she's fat

how does peploe get around they walk

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

I am a real homosexual

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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