What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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There is a car full of black people.

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haha.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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