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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

pubic lice.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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