How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Justin Bieber

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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