What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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A seal walks into a club.

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your momma's an antijoke

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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chuck norris

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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25

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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My butt!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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NEVER

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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