whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Punchline.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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