- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? chicken butt.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

A homeless person dies.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

you wanna hear a joke? no

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

jack shine has boobs

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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