- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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