Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

GRAAAAAAAR.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

your mother is so lesbian

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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