your momma's an antijoke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Womens rights.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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