Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Don't rape me!

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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WNBA

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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