How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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WNBA

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Gadaffi

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Hi colton

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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i wish i was a tree !

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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