A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Black people are clen.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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A homeless person dies.

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Tacos

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Don't rape me!

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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