roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

jack shine has boobs

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What is brown and sticky?

you are gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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