- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Dear John,

Religion

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

knock knock Come in.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

Justin Bieber

Where else? The junk yard

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

but there is a road to the super market

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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