- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Women's rights.

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