What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Where else? The junk yard

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

My sister has to take a dump

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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