- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

I am a real homosexual

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Yeah, totally.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Covietz has a large penis

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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