I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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