A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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