Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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World peace

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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