I am really good at math debating

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Good one...

Lets make like trees and stand still

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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