- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister has to take a dump

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What's 1+1? 4.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Rebecca Black.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Jokes are funny.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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