- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

666 im christian

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Yeah, totally.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Time flies like a banana.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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