what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Golf.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Jokes are funny.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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go go gadget

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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womens rights!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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