... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

It's your mother, open the door.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

I am really good at math debating

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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