whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Hi colton

i wish i was a tree !

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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