What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a little girl gets raped

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Pianca going ham

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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oops

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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