do you know what's so funny? yup

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Go away.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Don't rape me!

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

oops

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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