Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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I am a real homosexual

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Women's Rights

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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penis that is all

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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