- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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