a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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come along children

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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a little girl gets raped

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Teen pregnancy

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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