What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Sea World Japan.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Black people are clen.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Anti Joke

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