- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

shut up

penis that is all

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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