what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Dear John,

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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