"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

whats better than shoes feet

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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