Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Jews for Jesus

Punchline.

Knock Knock Good one...

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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