Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Tacos

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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sweaty black guy

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Your mum is dead

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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WNBA

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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