- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Black people

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

jack shine has boobs

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