Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's 1+1? 4.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Anti Joke

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