Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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World peace

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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jack shine has boobs

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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