Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

your momma's an antijoke

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

ollie is a fag so are you

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

you are gay

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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