- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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