- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Gadaffi

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

i wish i was a tree !

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

you are gay

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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