- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little girl gets raped

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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