- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Robin, get in the car.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Women's Basketball.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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