your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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memes

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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