A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

a black guy leaves prison

yo mama so fat she's fat

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I love boobs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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