A man buys free health care...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

My sister has to take a dump

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Jokes are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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