Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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newt gingrich

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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a black guy leaves prison

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Avery has crabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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