- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Knock knock Come in!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

penis that is all

WNBA

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Women's Rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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