- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Knock knock Come in!

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

I don't get it

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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