Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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A man. That is all.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Women's rights.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Gadaffi

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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