- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Gadaffi

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Y2K

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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