A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Avery has crabs.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Fuck her

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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