- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

It's your mother, open the door.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Time flies like a banana.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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