Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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