- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Black people are clen.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

i have 2 penises

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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