why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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no u

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Robin, get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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