Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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i have 2 penises

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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