Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is brown and sticky?

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you are gay

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Mexicans working in an office

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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French people

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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