How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Golf.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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