"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Adam Sandler.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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