Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Women's Basketball.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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