A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Lets make like trees and stand still

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

A horse walks into a bar...n

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

you just lost the game!

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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