- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Womens rights.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

but there is a road to the super market

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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