- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

George W. Bush

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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