A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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I am really good at math debating

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your momma's an antijoke

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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