What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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George W. Bush

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Google Doodles

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Women's rights.

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