Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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go go gadget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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69

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25

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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