Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Black people are clen.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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a little girl gets raped

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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