How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Miscarriages.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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