What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Y2K

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Nicholas Cage

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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lololololololololol

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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