What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock Come in!

penis that is all

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

WNBA

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Women's Rights

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Nickelback.

Anti Joke

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