9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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WNBA

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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George W. Bush

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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The glass is half an hour.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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