A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Y2K

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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lololololololololol

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Dear John,

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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