- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

W.N.B.A.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What lives underground? Grandpa

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Avery has crabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Black people

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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