I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Susie has Autism

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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