What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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a little girl gets raped

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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lewis bedford

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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