"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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My mom's dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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