- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

whats better than shoes feet

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Can I touch it?

Tacos

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Don't rape me!

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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