- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

women's rights

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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