- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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