Justin Bieber

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Where else? The junk yard

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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but there is a road to the super market

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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