Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your face.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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