why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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666 im christian

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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KEVIN HART

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Obamacare!

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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