whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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