why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Gadaffi

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Hi colton

Miscarriages.

i wish i was a tree !

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Y2K

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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