what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Avery has crabs.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Knock knock Come in!

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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