- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A black goes to college

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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