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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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