Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Black people

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Women's Rights

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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oops

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Time flies like a banana.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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