What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Adam Sandler.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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go go gadget

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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