Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A homeless person dies.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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