what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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69

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Robin, get in the car.

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no u

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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whats better than shoes feet

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