Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

two fish are in a tank.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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