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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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