- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What's 1+1? 4.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Women Drivers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Adam Sandler.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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