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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

My mom's dead

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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