Black people are clen.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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a little girl gets raped

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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W.N.B.A.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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