Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Bumsniffer

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Water, please.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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