- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

George W. Bush

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Dozer has a soul

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

The glass is half an hour.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

penisface

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

baby seal walks into a bar

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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