Dear John,

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Bumsniffer

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

"Hello." "Hi."

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golf.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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