- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

It's your mother, open the door.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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