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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

My butt!!!!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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