- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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