What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Dan O'Driscoll

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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