a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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noodles

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Thumbs this up

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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