A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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WNBA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Anti Joke

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