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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

My sister has to take a dump

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Adam Sandler.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

women's rights

memes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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