What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

9/11/01 walks into a bar

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

It's your mother, open the door.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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