- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Golf.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What's your name? You tell me.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Jokes are funny.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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