- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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