- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Covietz has a large penis

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

George W. Bush

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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