- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Gadaffi

...and I'm a Mormon.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

i wish i was a tree !

A black person in the NHL

Hi colton

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Y2K

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Anti Joke

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