- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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