Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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go go gadget

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Women rights.

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memes

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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