A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

womens rights!

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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