One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Tacos

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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