Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Black people

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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