What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Women's Basketball.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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a black guy leaves prison

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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