what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Covietz has a large penis

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

George W. Bush

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Punchline.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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