- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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