- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Where else? The junk yard

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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