A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A ginger rapping.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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two fish are in a tank.

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Punchline.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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