- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Women's Basketball.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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