three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Where else? The junk yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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