- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

do you know what's so funny? yup

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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