What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Hi colton

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Y2K

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25

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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