- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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but there is a road to the super market

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What's your name? You tell me.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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