Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's 1+1? 4.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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women's rights

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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