what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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women's rights

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Anti Joke

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