If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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