Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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lewis bedford

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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I love boobs

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Tacos

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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