- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

I am black.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What's 1+1? 4.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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