Women rights.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Sea World Japan.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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W.N.B.A.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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