- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

come along children

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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