Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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My sister has to take a dump

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Anti Joke

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