"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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haha.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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