- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

your face.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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