One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

A homeless person dies.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Punchline.

Women's rights.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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