What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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I am really good at math debating

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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George W. Bush

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Gadaffi

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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i wish i was a tree !

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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A black person in the NHL

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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