Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Women rights.

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women's rights

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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memes

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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