A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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