What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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haha.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Jokes are funny.

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women's rights

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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