Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

want to go home? yea

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

lol

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Womens rights.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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