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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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