- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

why did the chicken cross the road.

World peace

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

I am really good at math debating

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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