- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I LIKE TURLES.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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