How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Adam Sandler.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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women's rights

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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go go gadget

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Women's Basketball.

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Anti Joke

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