Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Hummer.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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There is a car full of black people.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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