What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

go go gadget

What should I name my dog?

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

women's rights

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Women's Basketball.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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