A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Women's Basketball.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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