What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Giving birth to the antichrist

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Hi colton

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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