How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Women's Rights

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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