Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Knock knock Come in!

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A homeless person dies.

Tacos

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Don't rape me!

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Black people

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the bunny eat his food

Covietz has a large penis

It's your mother, open the door.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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