Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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potato

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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I'm Spartacus

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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My life

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69

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

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