My sister has to take a dump

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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