Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Anti Joke

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