Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Miscarriages.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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you are gay

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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