- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

It's your mother, open the door.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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