Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Y2K

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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