- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punchline.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

okay.....

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

your face.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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