where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock Knock Good one...

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

i wish i was a tree !

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Y2K

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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