why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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