Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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go go gadget

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Haha pizza

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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