- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

It's your mother, open the door.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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