- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I LIKE TURLES.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

A homeless person dies.

World peace

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Your mum is dead

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Miscarriages.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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