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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

I am really good at math debating

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

i wish i was a tree !

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Y2K

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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