What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Black people are clen.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

A homeless person dies.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

God.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Avery has crabs.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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