Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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lewis bedford

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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