- Anti Joke

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

-1

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

-1

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

-3

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

-3

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

i wish i was a tree !

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.