why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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