- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I love boobs

A homeless person dies.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

oops

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Don't rape me!

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Black people

It's your mother, open the door.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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