Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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your face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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