What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

The glass is half an hour.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

25

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

My butt!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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