What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Religion

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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