- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

who farted? umm........that guy.

Religion

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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