- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

World peace

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Pianca going ham

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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