Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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jack shine has boobs

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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I am really good at math debating

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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