What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Adam Sandler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

go go gadget

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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