- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

How Long is a Chinese man.

a black guy leaves prison

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Covietz has a large penis

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