Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Black people are clen.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Knock knock Come in!

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A homeless person dies.

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Tacos

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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