wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Dear John,

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Womens rights.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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