What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Tacos

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Covietz has a large penis

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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