A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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I love you.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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okay.....

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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