- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Women Drivers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Adam Sandler.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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