- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Women's rights.

Punchline.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

two fish are in a tank.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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