The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

your face.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

lololololololololol

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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