Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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potato

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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