Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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noodles

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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