What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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whats better than shoes feet

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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