What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Where else? The junk yard

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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