Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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haha.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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