jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Adam Sandler.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Jokes are funny.

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go go gadget

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Women rights.

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