Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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haha.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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women's rights

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Anti Joke

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