- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

the chicken whent boomand then died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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