- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Pianca going ham

It's your mother, open the door.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Covietz has a large penis

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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