What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Mexicans working in an office

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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