Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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your face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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