Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar...n

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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