this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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