- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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