- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

I am really good at math debating

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

i wish i was a tree !

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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