*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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lol

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Womens rights.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Justin Bieber

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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