A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Knock Knock Good one...

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Write your own

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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want to go home? yea

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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French people

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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