- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Hi colton

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

corey is a nipplepotomus

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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