- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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