There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Global Warming.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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W.N.B.A.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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