what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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wat?

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Hello world

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Anti Joke

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