- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

josh simpson has cancer

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

theres a fat guy

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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