- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

women's rights

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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