Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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jack shine has boobs

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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George W. Bush

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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I am really good at math debating

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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penisface

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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