- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Punch line.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

lol

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

whats better than shoes feet

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

I am a real homosexual

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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