. Deez nuts Ok

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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