- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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