- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What should I name my dog?

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Women Drivers.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

go go gadget

Haha pizza

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

women's rights

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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