Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Religion

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Womens rights.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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