What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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but there is a road to the super market

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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