Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Pianca going ham

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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I am really good at math debating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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penisface

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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