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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

WNBA

Pianca going ham

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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