- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I touch it?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Indeed.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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