What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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