roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

noodles

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

French people

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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