why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

steves legs

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Knock Knock Good one...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

i wish i was a tree !

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Hi colton

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A horse walks into a bar...n

okay.....

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