- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

go go gadget

Women rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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