a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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hi

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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