What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Religion

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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