do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Pianca going ham

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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