how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Pianca going ham

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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oops

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Covietz has a large penis

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Anti Joke

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