i wish i was a tree !

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

you are gay

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What is brown and sticky?

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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