Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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