Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What should I name my dog?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Jokes are funny.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Fruitcake

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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