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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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