- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

It's your mother, open the door.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

jack shine has boobs

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

George W. Bush

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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