- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

9:11 make a wish

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Tacos

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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