but there is a road to the super market

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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come along children

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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women's rights

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Haha pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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