Covietz has a large penis

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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I am really good at math debating

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Punchline.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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