How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Women's Rights

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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No.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Write your own

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Hi colton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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