What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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