- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

shut up

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

you wanna hear a joke? no

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Nickelback.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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