- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

you wanna hear a joke? no

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

jewish people like other jewish people.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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