Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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hi my name is? joe

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Hi colton

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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