Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Pianca going ham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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