- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

sweaty black guy

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A man. That is all.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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