I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Pianca going ham

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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