a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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