What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A van drives into a car.

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lol

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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