Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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