How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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go go gadget

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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