roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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