What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What is 69? A two digit number.

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whats better than shoes feet

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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