What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

...and I'm a Mormon.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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