Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Nicholas Cage

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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