Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Exactly what?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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WNBA

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A man. That is all.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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