- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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