- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Where else? The junk yard

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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