How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Hi colton

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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