your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Golf.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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