Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

I dislike old people.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

haha.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

What's your name? You tell me.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

go go gadget

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

women's rights

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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