- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

. Deez nuts Ok

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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