Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Religion

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Dear John,

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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knock knock Come in.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Justin Bieber

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Where else? The junk yard

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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