why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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no u

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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