What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Black people

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Time flies like a banana.

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Your mum is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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