Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Nicholas Cage

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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No

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