My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I am really good at math debating

steves legs

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

i wish i was a tree !

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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