What is brown and sticky? A stick.

penis that is all

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Yeah, totally.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Dozer has a soul

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Hey Caleb.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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