There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

want to go home? yea

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Mexicans working in an office

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Religion

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

A van drives into a car.

Womens rights.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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