A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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