- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Covietz has a large penis

It's your mother, open the door.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

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