- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Punchline.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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