wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

your life

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

lewis bedford

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

whats better than shoes feet

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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