- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

It's your mother, open the door.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

I am really good at math debating

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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