- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

a black guy leaves prison

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What is 69? A two digit number.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Pianca going ham

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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