Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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want to go home? yea

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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