what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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I don't get it

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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I am really good at math debating

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