- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Covietz has a large penis

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Your mum is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Women's rights.

Punchline.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock Good one...

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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