- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

hi my name is? joe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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