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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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lol

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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God.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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