What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Religion

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A man buys free health care...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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haha.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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