Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Yo mama so fat she died

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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