Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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A homeless person dies.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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