- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Pianca going ham

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

jack shine has boobs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

steves legs

I am really good at math debating

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