An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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a little girl gets raped

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Anti Joke

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