Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Google Doodles

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Gadaffi

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Hi colton

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Anti Joke

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