Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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a little girl gets raped

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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lol

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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