Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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oops

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Covietz has a large penis

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Women's Rights

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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