- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Avery has crabs.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Your mum is dead

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Miscarriages.

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