A homeless person dies.

I LIKE TURLES.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

God.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Women's rights.

Punchline.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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