why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Whats 0+0 0

Water, please.

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