- Anti Joke

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Hi colton

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

corey is a nipplepotomus

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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