A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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steves legs

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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