Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

go go gadget

Haha pizza

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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