If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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