- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What should I name my dog?

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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