- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What should I name my dog?

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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