How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +27

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +25

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops