what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Nickelback.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Asians...

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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