- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

milly, milly, milly, cat

your face.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Religion

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Womens rights.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What do you find....... there's a..........

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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