Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Hi colton

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anti Joke

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