What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Go away.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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