Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Anti Joke

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