What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Pianca going ham

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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