Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Sea World Japan.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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