What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

women's rights

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

womens rights!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

a little girl gets raped

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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