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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

...and I'm a Mormon.

your momma's an antijoke

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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