How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Women's Rights

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Google Doodles

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Good one...

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hi colton

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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