Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

go go gadget

What should I name my dog?

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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