Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Women rights.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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memes

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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