how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Women's Basketball.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Go away.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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