How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Your mum is dead

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Google Doodles

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Women's rights.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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