- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

yo mama so fat she's fat

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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