Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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go go gadget

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Women's Basketball.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Potato salad

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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