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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Nicholas Cage

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

a black father

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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