How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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i fondle myself every night....

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Where else? The junk yard

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Anti Joke

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