Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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