Sea World Japan.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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