- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Pianca going ham

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

jack shine has boobs

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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