One Big Ass Mistake America

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

jack shine has boobs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

It's your mother, open the door.

Covietz has a large penis

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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