- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Jewish People

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Pianca going ham

Mmmmmmm Lemons

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

yo mama so fat she's fat

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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