- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sweaty black guy

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Black people

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Women's Rights

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

steves legs

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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