- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Women's rights.

Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

corey is a nipplepotomus

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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