once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Knock knock Come in!

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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I love boobs

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Don't rape me!

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Josh kissing a girl

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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