Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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steves legs

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two fish are in a tank.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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