Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Adam Sandler.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

womens rights!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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