Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

How do you leave a man in suspense...

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Pianca going ham

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Jewish People

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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