What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Mexicans working in an office

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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lol

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Womens rights.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Anti Joke

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