What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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