- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock Knock Good one...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Nicholas Cage

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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