- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Women rights.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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