- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Pianca going ham

Mmmmmmm Lemons

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A fat man buys a salad

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

I am really good at math debating

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

penisface

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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