- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Golf.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

haha.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's your name? You tell me.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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