why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Women's Rights

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

I am really good at math debating

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

steves legs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Punchline.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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