Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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