Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Women's Basketball.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What is 69? A two digit number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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