jack shine has boobs

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Black people

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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WNBA

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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oops

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Exactly what?

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Anti Joke

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