What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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