Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Y2K

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

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