Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Jewish People

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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A homeless person dies.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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