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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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haha.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Anti Joke

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