What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Obama.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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