Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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