Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Flab

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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