Knock Knock. Shut up.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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lewis bedford

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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