Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

jokes r dumb

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

I love you.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Lets make like trees and stand still

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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