Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

steves legs

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Gadaffi

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

i wish i was a tree !

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

okay.....

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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