why did the chicken cross the road.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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sweaty black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Google Doodles

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Punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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