- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How Long is a Chinese man.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

I love boobs

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

I am a real homosexual

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

It's your mother, open the door.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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