Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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womens rights!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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