- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

womens rights!

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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