What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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oops

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A fat man buys a salad

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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I am really good at math debating

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Punchline.

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Gadaffi

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penisface

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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