How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

A homeless person dies.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

God.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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