- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What should I name my dog?

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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