Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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