How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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haha.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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