- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Small breasts.

Mmmm, donuts

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats better than 24................. 25

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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