why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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pubic lice.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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