Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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