- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

There is a car full of black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Women Drivers.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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