Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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