Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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your face.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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lol

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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