- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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