What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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barack osama

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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