- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

haha.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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