- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

My sister has to take a dump

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

come along children

Adam Sandler.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

women's rights

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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