Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Tacos

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A homeless person dies.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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sweaty black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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