Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Womens rights.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Where else? The junk yard

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Anti Joke

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