Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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memes

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Sea World Japan.

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Anti Joke

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