What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I am black.

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