Women rights.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Women's Basketball.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Go away.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What is 69? A two digit number.

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