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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TURLES.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

I love boobs

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

One Big Ass Mistake America

God.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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