- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Google Doodles

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

No.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Gadaffi

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Hi colton

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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