If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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jack shine has boobs

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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I am really good at math debating

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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