Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What should I name my dog?

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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