How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Women's Rights

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Google Doodles

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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