Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats better than shoes feet

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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