How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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George W. Bush

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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