Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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No.

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Hi colton

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Write your own

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Nicholas Cage

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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a black father

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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