What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Please don't rape me.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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penis

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