- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

whats better than shoes feet

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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