- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

who farted? umm........that guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Your doorbell is broken.

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