A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Dear John,

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Womens rights.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Where else? The junk yard

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I am black.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Anti Joke

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