Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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