do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

One Big Ass Mistake America

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

oops

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

It's your mother, open the door.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Your mum is dead

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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