A baby seal walks into a club...

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What do you call Obama? - the president

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

I LIKE TURLES.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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