Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Nicholas Cage

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Mexicans working in an office

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A van drives into a car.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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