- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

milly, milly, milly, cat

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

your face.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Religion

Womens rights.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Your doorbell is broken.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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