FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Anal cheese curds.

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noodles

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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